Alright listen up, you beautiful degenerates:

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This format is about points, not lowest score.

Each hole gives you a chance to earn points, and every 9 holes you and your partner can add up to +2 points if you win your match. That means a player who shoots 100 can still beat someone who shoots 90.

The goal is to keep everyone competitive—one bad hole (or a few) won’t take you out of contention.

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I know the 3rd grade math  required for this whole “scoring system” thing might not be everyone’s bag of balls, and that’s okay. You are not required to understand it, believe in it, or even acknowledge its existence. But without it, how can there be a champion to win this trophy?

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Here’s the deal:
I’ll handle all the nerd stuff and calculate points at the end of each day.

Your only job—your one responsibility in this world—is to count your strokes correctly. That’s it. Don’t overthink it.

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We’re playing Best Ball, which means:

• Best ball is a golf team format where each player plays their own ball throughout the entire hole.

• The team records only the lowest individual score among its members for each hole.

• You and the person in your cart are a team (yes, even if you don’t like them)

• There’s team scoring AND individual scoring happening behind the scenes like magic

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If this still sounds confusing, perfect—ignore it.
Just swing, count, and occasionally high-five your cart partner.

I’ll take care of the rest.